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A totally new, hip way of saying video game. It means "game" in portuguese. This came from a Shitstorm episode of Two Best Friends Play of a game called "Pesadelo", a brazilian game with local language, because of that Matt and Pat started calling games "jogos".
"Hey bro, let's play some jogos!"
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Jogo is the definition of insanity!
This person would stay in the VC listening to a song on repeat for 29 hours for no reason!
Jogo is the type of person that would shave its legs with a box cutter just for fun.
Jogo is the one that made 9 alt accounts on discord for no damn reason.
#JOGO2024
Momo: Jogo is crazy!
Le Kat: Who? That boring person?
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A Portuguese 14th century ritual used to apologies to a deceased person whom died from the participant themselve's own doings.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.
All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.
If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.
A doctor killed a man by giving him the incorrect drug. He has decided to try O Jogo Culpado to redeem himself.
The sexiest man alive. Sporting one, large eye and a head similar to a volcano, he’ll be sure to have your gooch soaked. He’s very short and is often referred to as a “gooch governor”. He enjoys Epi-Guzzling and getting ovrums.
“Yo bro, did you hear about Jogo?”
“Yeah man, he’s sexy as hell! My gooch is WET!”