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It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.
Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!
When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
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An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone
I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
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A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.
Are there any Johners in the chat?
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Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line
Dude look at that johner, what a low life
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A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.
The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.
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One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.
Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)
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