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kaepernick

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

by Bigsillyone January 20, 2014

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Kaepernick

(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.

I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.

by KyContessa September 10, 2016

43๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kaepernick

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.

I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.

by T-Rantula September 8, 2017

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kaepernicking

To flex your bicep and kiss it in celebratory fashion. Inspired and trademarked by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.

by Technyze January 24, 2013

68๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


kaepernicking

To flex your biceps while doing random things the way San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick does when he scores touchdowns.

After a good workout I start Kaepernicking before I leave the gym

by ThisDatBoiD January 17, 2013

55๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kaepernick

verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.

Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?

by Uncle Joe K. December 3, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž