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To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.
Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!
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starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)
dang you had qj , and i folded King James
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A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.
"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
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When your hooking up with a girl at her place and your on top and right before u finish you pull out, catch all your demon seeds in your hand, and throw them in air (like Lebron James' pregame ritual) above the girl still laying down.
Delonte was bangin mrs. James and right before he finished he pulled out and King James' that hoe and left her with the mess.
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N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.
Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?
I love my king James!!
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the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.
Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
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1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.
1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.
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