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When a jew avoids an important obligation on Saturday because it is the sabbath. He or she is "Pulling a Koufax".
-Making reference to the great Jewish baseball pitcher Sandy Koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.
David: I can not play golf this saturday.
Larry: Why can't you play golf on saturday?
David: Its the sabbath, the most important day of the week for us jews.
Larry: So you are Koufaxing me?
David: I have to respect the sabbath!
Larry: Koufaxer...
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When a very good or best player on a team doesn't participate in a game due to restrictions put on him by Judaism.
first heard on Season 8 Episode 3 "Palestinian Chicken" Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Examples: Yom Kippur, Shabbat, etc
Also: see "kreiting"
Josh Hamilton: Are you seriously not playing tomorrow?
Ian Kinsler: Can't, I'm koufaxing it because of the high holiday.
Tyreke Evans: Your kofuaxing it tomorrow for Shabbat?
Omri Cassri: Yep, Friday Night...cant play. Unless you convince my rabbi to let me.
Tyreke Evans: Nah, youre not that good.
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Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.
"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"
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as a male is about to climax during rear entry doggy style, he pulls out, cums in his left hand, and says (in a sports announcer like voice) "now pitching, Sandy Koufax." as the female (if you're straight; this move doesn't discriminate against homosexuals - after all it is 2008) turns to see what is going on, to her surprise a face full of cum is thrown in her face
*there is a lot more credibility in this move if you are Jewish. Sandy Koufax was a Hall of Fame pitcher. yes, he was left handed and he was Jewish.
this is very similar to the spiderman only with a different delivery. it also resembles the plethora of other ones that start from behind and end with a surprised receiver with cum in their face. the right handed version of this move is called the Tom Seaver, who was also a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.
however, unlike the other moves that end with cum in someone's face, this one is not demeaning and, with the right sense of humor (on the account of both parties) it can be a laugh for everyone involved. okay, maybe it is a little demeaning.
"I pitched a great game in the sack last night, but I had to call in Sandy Koufax to close it out."
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One of the few greatest baseball players who happen to be a Jew. A 3 times Cy Young award winner, 2 time pitching Triple Crown, 2 time World Series MVP(1963 and 1965) and was National League MVP in 1963.
Probably would have been a member of the 300 win club if his career haven't prematurely ended no thanks to the fact that his elbow got messed up.
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-A large breed of dog, that likes to eat stupid troll rogues.
-Koufax. another word for Saint.
-Koufax quickly makes a meal out of Nefertari.