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Verb.
1. To score
2. To have sex.
Jason: "I plan to land some ass at that party tomorrow."
Jason: "I totally landed ass at that party last night."
An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.
I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!
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Butt fucking per square mile of land
Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?