life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

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life ain't fair

A phrase which seems to be able to justify any means people may use to fuck you over.

"What the fuck! You fucked my girlfriend, killed my dog, stole my life's savings and burned down my house! I thought you were my friend!"

"Hey, life ain't fair, man."

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Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

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Life isn't fair

An excuse for being too lazy to make something that is unfair fair.

Guy: I got spawn-killed, that's so unfair!
Lazy developer of game: Life isn't fair.

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If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

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