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A sock used to soak up ejaculate after masturbation.
A cum encrusted sock
A wank sock
Don't wear THAT sock, it's a linford!
My favourite linford is so crusty its like a papier mache sock
I just found a crispy linford under little Tommy's bed
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Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.
Stop being a Linford and get your own car!
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Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.
He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.
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1. another of chips alternate personalties
2. someone who thinks they are good at sports, but really suck
oh god, chips turned into linford again
linford, stop hogging the ball and pass it here, thats the 2847th goal you've missed!
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I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep
(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.
My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.
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1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.
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Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.
2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.
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