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Loasting

To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.

We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.

Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.

by MagickDio October 27, 2011

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Loast

Cool, high, and collected. The ultimate form of chill.
Variations: loasting, loastest, loaster, toasting (loasting on a table)

Eating wangz is so loast.
This dorm room is so loast.
Wanna loast?
We don't turn up, we loast.

by Loast King September 7, 2014

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Loast

Toast that is lost...

either metaphorically, or actually lost

OMFG look at that Loast!!!

What the hell my toast went all Loast on me!

by kennyout June 9, 2004

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Loast

Burned loaf toast.

"man I burned the fucking bread"
"dawg you just got some loast right there"

by Coomron May 8, 2021

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Loast

Loast is a delicious, wholesome meal consisting of freshly whipped cream on bread

Anyone... For Loast?

by L@LSHITEShut April 14, 2010

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