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An extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.
He is smart and hot in equal measure.
Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.
Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.
Girl 1: Hey babe, look at that hot hairy sex monkey over there.....
Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..
Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM
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To throw,to chuck, to launch.....to lozz
I know i she was upset when she lozzed my dinner at me!
The copper got injured when they started lozzing bricks at him
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to have gay anal sex with a man whilst he's urinating at a urinal
i was going to the toilet one day and my friend laurence started lozzing me.
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The act of self stimulating ones genitals
I can't come out tonight, I'm going to be too busy Lozzing
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The act of reading a message and then ignoring it or not replying for 24 hours.
She totally lozzed my message!
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An alteration of "lol" and "lulz." Lozz means you are laughing so hard that you want to scream, as if a man with long, crooked fingers is tickling you.
In fact, this man might have a crack nail or two.
Via text:
Jim: Are you coming tonight?
Amy: Is Dave gonna be there?
Jim: Of course.
Amy: Then no, he smells funny.
Jim: Lozz, so funny
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