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acting like a lunchmeat
eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz
Look at all those idiot girls lunchmeating across the restaurant.. we're nearly 50 feet away, and I can STILL hear their retarded laughter.
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persons of lower quality or mediocrity
Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.
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When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
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What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.
Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.
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Anyone Who is Someones Bitch in prison.
When Liam got busted, we all thought he was lunchmeat.
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Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.
-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.
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A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.
I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.
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