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Lydon

Full of energy. Love attention and loves being around loved ones. Your name of Lydon creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas.

You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it.

Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become somewhat "know it all" in your attitude.

Lydon is darling boy, but I can't keep up with him, he has soo much energy.

by December 24, 2020

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Lydon

Lai-djunn n.

One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.

(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').

"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."

"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"

"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."

"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"

From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.

by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005

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Lydon

An evil spirit meant to torment the mother by existing. Mothers frequently fear to let Lydons go to school, because they will torment the students as well. Lydons frequently come in pairs. One of them is evil, the other doesn't suck as much. You will know them by their mating call, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!" On a related note, they frequently engage in incest. On another note, they both have tism about 110% of the time.

I was in my history class, when a Lydon walked in and yelled, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!"

by Okonkwo's Iye-Uwa February 13, 2018

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John Lydon

You know...
A.K.A. Johnny Rotten. PiL, Sex Pistols; you love him, I love him, what's not to love? He's your typical rotten, punk, asshole. We all expect it from him, so who cares, he's awesome! Doesn't care about much else besides the Sex Pistols, but we should all be so closed-minded. Besides the fact that he has a great voice, he was hot...a long, long time ago... He's an icon and THE ImAgE of punk, forget Sid compared to this guy. John Lydon is awesome, so live a little...

John Lydon is my Idol! I stole my entire image from Billy, which he stole from him! I can't wait to see one of his damn concerts!!

by Random Is My Game July 21, 2010

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