majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

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