Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

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malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

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Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

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mallet

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.

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Mallet

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “

MALLET

The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.

Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.

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