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"She had a little of my man yogurt last night for her late night snack."
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The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.
Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.
-men's yogurt for douche women or gay men
-semen in a yogurt container
-manly yogurt?
-Cody: Maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!
-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!
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Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.
The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)
Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
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