Maryism

Maryism is a religion where we pray to Saotome Mary our lord and savior. Saotome Mary is a very attractive women who became god because of her amazing gamble skills. She infact gambled the position with skydaddy the previous god. He lost and became a house pet.

"I believe in Maryism, she is our lord and lesbian icon"

maryism

to be pregnant due to jesus

Girl 1: The maryism so real last night.

Girl 2: Watchu mean

Girl 1: Im so preggo

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maryism

a new political platform:

Pro-Contraception
Pro-Suicide
Pro-Cannibalism
Pro-Euthanasia
Pro-Abortion
Pro-Gay Marriage
Pro-Poligamy
Pro-Anarchy
Pro-Atheism
Pro-Internationalism

Anti-Racism
Anti-Homophobia
Anti-Obesity
Anti-Celibacy
Anti-Bush
Anti-War
Anti-Stupidity
Anti-Catholocism
Anti-Incest
Anti-Mississippi

"i hate bush so much, i am such a maryist."

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Maryisms (Mary-isms)

Effeminant gestures, expressions and manners of speech gay men exhibit, usually in the company of other gay close friends, also referred to as camping or camping it up, sometimes insulting

Oh, Mary, how stunning! You look like shit, but I'm absolutely stunned!

Fuck you, bitch! You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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