maslin

Hard working. Very mentally strong. Stud to all the ladies. Loves to workout and run to maintain his perfect beech body. Little does he know that his "perfect" body isn't so perfect.

I wish Maslin would notice me. He's so dreamy; and look at those abs!

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Maslin Law

An epiphany of cognition that supersedes all reason. It is akin to thisness and whatness; is the law actually a law, or just the thought of what a law is? You will only know if it has happened, after it has happened. It requires no translation; no correlations; no other relevancy. It just is.

Anything that only makes sense to the person doing it is Maslin Law. For instance, a person who insists on playing a drinking game by a rule or rules which no one has ever heard of, Maslin Law. You can only witness examples of Maslin Law after it has happened.

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william maslin

He is Porn obsessed British teenager who pretends he knows memes when hes actually a bit of a normie and accuses other kids of being normies.

Fuck off William Maslin.
William Maslin, we need to talk about all that Latino porn you've been watching

Emily Maslin

The sister we all want to shag but won’t because we won’t because of bro code

yeh I’d bend over Emily maslin