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The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".
I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.
To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!
Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.
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when you masterbate to someone you hate.
That bitch Kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. Time for some masterhation
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when you masturbate all your pain away to angry disgusting porn that you would watch never normally, just to vent your crappy situation through your penis.
I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.
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Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.
"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."
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hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score
Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.
Person2 : dude...stop masterhating