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1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.
Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.
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1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.
Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?
Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)
Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.
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The act of debating with yourself on the subject of whether to spend the day masturbating or do something else.
Example of Masturdebation:
I masturdebated with myself all morning...but in the end I just went back to bed, because I just didn't have the energy to dig out my porn collection.
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."
Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Coined by Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog as a new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."
Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
A new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.
Example:
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."
Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
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When a person debates with him or herself to masturbate or not.
Man, I really wanna go out and party tonight, but I kind of wanna stay home and masturbate. I can't believe I have to masturdebate over this...
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