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Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

69๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matlock

a lawyer from 80's and the only man to be able to kill chuck norris

Matlock is a skilled lawyer and can kill Chuck Norris

by that guy777 August 11, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matlock

An older gentleman.

What's up with Matlock over there, smelling like Bengay and hitting on that little beesting?

by B-Rock 10 July 8, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matlock

A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.

1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"

by Satguru August 26, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.

You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?

by totessochmeeds February 29, 2012

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