maurey

an anal q-tip, you know one of those scrawny mothafuckas with them curlies up top

the homosexual giant was fortunate to pick up a maurey out of the crowd. next time he won't go to taco bell unless he's got a spare maurey on him.

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The Maurey Povich

When having sex with a girl doggystyle you start yelling "WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD!?"

While banging this cougar, she begged for the Maurey Povich.

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