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An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.
"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"
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when you wake up next to your teacher
Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.
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A person who walks as if there is a wide stick up their butt. Often makes poor decisions which will ultimately prove that the person is dumber than they look.
Wow, look at McKelvey walk. Looks like he has a bad case of swamp ass
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a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.
and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey
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to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.
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someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.
a fuckwit
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a bad haircut or hairstyle
have you seen the mckelvey on that
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