merlos

An amazing, magnificent person.

Omg Merlos is so amazing and cool

Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

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merlo

One small, bubbly, beautiful young person with wizard powers and sexual magnet

Hey did you see merlo last night, she was looking so voluptuous