merpie

A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.

I got a merpie for when I should have another child.

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merpies

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

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Merpies

A derelict strand of herpies, originating from williamstown NJ.

I was told merpies was not contagious

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Merpy Derpy

"Merpy Derpy" Is the feeling of happiness, but also slightly sad or confused.

"I was feeling very Merpy Derpy today in class."

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merpy derp

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?

Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp

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MERPY HANUWANMAS

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.

MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!

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merpis.

spicier version of merp. can be used as merp. but also used for bad. or an accident tht just happened. like u farted in public or something. or when someone says something and ur like ya know merpis. or a nickname but only my nickname.

tswag is merpis.

it was a merpis night
oh. merpis.