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metastatic

Eternally instant.

Constantly singular.

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019

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Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020


metastatic nihilism

Paradigm that a photograph superimposed on its enantiomer creates a shape with uncountable edges.

Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.

by zanderfin September 30, 2020

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Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard wonโ€™t do

Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. โ€œHey pull on that like you mean itโ€. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says โ€œwhat is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?โ€

by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020


metastaticity

A paradigm that states that the plane of the universe is curved by the spin of uncountability around infinity.

Metastaticity is the successor to relativity.

It unites philosophy with cosmology.

Metastaticity states that the flat two-dimensional plane of the universe (nihilism) is bent by angular momentum.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019