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methaging

What someone does when they're under the influence of crystal meth and using an instant messenger program. This is usually identified by copious usage of the "Enter" key.

Instant methaging with that jibtek warrior may mean the end of your mouse's scroll wheel.

by midgetspermbank February 25, 2010

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Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 27, 2017


Methage

The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.

John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.

by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021