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Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

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Methmatics

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger September 29, 2018


Methmatics

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth

Yesterday I did some Methmatics

by Aars-aap October 8, 2020


Methmatics

Methmatics is mathematics done on meth, including Adderall, Dexidrine, Ritalin, Vyvanse, etc. People who do methmatics are constantly writting and can go for hours without a break. Any one who tries to disrup the methmatician while hes working, may be turned away.

Hey, what are you studying today? Methmatics or Physics?

by Methmatics November 6, 2021


Methmatics

The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.

“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”

Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.

by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024