A friendly rural town, located at the top of victoria, most widely renown for its tranquil wineries and orange groves, it is also home to some of the most down to earth people one can ever come across.
jimmy "woah, that girl was so nice!"
noah "oh course she was, she's from mildura"
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A place in a land far, far away where it is inhabited by bogans and tangers
Im going to mildura to get some grog and smoke with tangers
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Large town in the north western corner of Victoria. Known for it's dry and coarse landscape, and people.
Residents who have lived there long term get their joy from watching tourists melt and deriding them for their mild constitutions, as though living in an area that promotes human habitation is somehow a character flaw.
These same residents will then turn around and complain incessantly about the deadly laser our sun becomes as soon as the mercury hits 23°C.
"Mildura has all the captivating qualities of a house plant"
"If I had only 6 months to live, I'd spend them in Mildura, because it'd feel like an eternity."
"Wine, oranges, and casual Asian racism. That pretty well sums up Mildura."
A sucky little city on the boarder of Victoria and nsw
God this place looks like Mildura