minnesubhick

A suburban hick living in the urban sprawl of the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. Can be seen with typical hick features like amullet, snowmobile jacket and WWE t-shirt. Also seen with unclassy worn out style such as Guess jeans, Abercrombie & Fitch shirts, Levi's "Button Your Fly" 80's wear, nuthugger jeanshorts, and eastland deck shoes. Can be found in trashy karaoke/pulltab bars, bowling alleys, golf (traditional or disc) courses and at the Mall of America.

Chad: Oh man, don't tee off yet, there's a bunch of minnesubhicks on the fairway.
Josh: Fuck, I hate those dipshits!

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