Mollytard

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion

i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk

mollytarded

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.

We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.