mollytarded

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.

We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.

Mollytard

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion

i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk