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To manscape yourself to within an inch of your life.
Liam felt a bit hairy lately, and decided it was time for a Moniz.
Liam was told that the only thing that separated him from a chimpanzee was a Moniz.
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When the worst possible thing that could happen, happens at the most inoppurtune time. Ironic.
Guy 1 "Rite after that rock broke my windsheild it started to rain."
Guy2 " Damn man you got Monized."
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The absolute cutest,sweetest,hottest,thiccest person you’ll ever meet and never fails to keep a smile on your face. Her love is infinite and she doesn’t go a day without proving it.
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Monize is a beautiful, friendly girl. A Monize would probably be one of the most popular and friendly people you will ever meet. She will keep your secrets, she would be there for you when you are alone or sad. And, she would be the BFF of your life. If you ever run into a Monize, you should get to know them.
My best friend Monize is going to the movies with me when no one else would come.
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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."
Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."
Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."
Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."
Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"
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An amazing person, human being in general. The most beautiful person in the world. Best singer in the world. Makes everyone around her smile and laugh. Although two people don't say her name like others do, she doesn't really care because she is a chill person.
L. Moniz is the best person in the entire world.
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someone who likes cats , cheers, and eats ice cream.
" damn, man your obsessed with your cat.. like Maureen Moniz is with her cat. "
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