Monkey job

A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.

Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.

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Monkey job

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.

"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"

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A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.

See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job

monkey job

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations

You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

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monkey job

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.

Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.

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white monkey job

A white person who is tricked with or without knowing that he or she doing the job as a face value of that company. These jobs are usually available in a country where there aren't a lot of "white" foreigners. Examples: a white person is asked work at a restaurant. The owner/manager would use that "white" foreigner as a face to their restaurant. This is where the restaurant might get more attention or people coming in to their restaurant. So, it is basically an advertisement.

Owner: Hey you want to work for our company?
White person: sure.
-behind- the - scenes
Shady business.
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Owner: we got a white person in our company. He/she will make us a lot of money. "Muhaha"* <~~ no one really does that but go on<~~~
manager: muhaha
White monkey job is a white foreigner work at a restaurant/company. Etc . As a face value.

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