montag

verb. To try to improve something and end up making it far WORSE in the process. Named after Heidi Montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-American beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.

Don't montag that DVD player, its working fine the way it is.

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montag

Slang for hello (greeting), or can be shortened to 'tag' (meaning 'day' in German), can also be used for money,

montag, how are you?

I have no montag! (for I have no money!)

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Montage

A passage of time, showing you a lot of things to remind you of wants going on. Within every shot you get shown a little improvment, so-called improvment should take years, only takes minutes.

Even Rocky had a montage.

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montage

A video usually with pictures, video clips, or both, with music and/or editing. They are commonly used to show skill (also can be used for enjoyment) in a video game, like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War.

An example of a good montage that shows skill and is enjoyable, by a Halo-pro, Dave Walsh(Walshy). It has amazing game-play and nice editing which complements enjoyable, synced music. Copy and paste url to watch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ursux9tLI

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Montagged

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

montage

a video put on youtube showing off your "skills" on games. Usually people who make these vids just edit out all 300 other failed shots till they get the right one. Montagers also hate hitmarkers. Hate them.

~hey i just got a new montage!

~oh are you shooting down a narrow corridor this time?

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Montag

The act of getting plastic surgery.

My nose is looking a little lumpy, maybe I'll get some montag

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