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Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

by MassBoss June 19, 2013

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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seรกn William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022


A brownie with my morning coffee

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023

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morning glory coffee

to have sex

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

by purple brownie September 28, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021