Mouzzle

The categorical antonym of the word "slither."

To mouzzle is to secure the bag in a manner that leaves no doubt of the subjects success in securing said bag.

Only used when expressing explicit certainty of a subjects actions outcome.

See "mouzzled" for the past tense of mouzzle.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Evan just went upstairs with Emily!

Guy 2: Yoooooo, no way he doesn't mouzzle that!!

Guy 3: Damn, I really thought I could have slithered in there.

Guy 1: Ew dude, you don't have enough swagger.