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diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers
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Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
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Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.
Honey, could you please take out the trash?
Mumph.
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To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.
Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.
urban dictionary; aka free marketing
if you cant find mumph it's mmuummpphh
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They should make the windows on short buses pepper flavored so the mumph's won't lick the glass.
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