me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute.
also me: mom, can we keep him?
mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!
Murf you! (in a mad tone)
Murf! (in a love you tone)
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
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To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.
"Man, I am murfed right now."
"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."
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