muter

Someone who is capable of talking but always seems to choose not to.

Look at that guy in the corner, what a muter.

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Mutered

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

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Muter

One who commutes to a college or university.

"Hey, those muters are totally not as cool as us rezzies."

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Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

Muter

To mute or silence.

I used a muter to silence the noise.

self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.