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nailsea

dirty, greasy, bloated, scuzzy, filthy.

from the town of nailsea, bristol, which is described well by all the words above.

it's all nailsea up in this bitch!

by scotch egg June 30, 2004

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nailsea

Town near bristol housing a higher than average proportion of under-age mums, chav-youth, and pensioners.

Town subject to much urban sprawl in to the countryside around it in recent years. Many young familys think they find a haven in this commuter town, but
in reality it's heading for ruin, in the image of stoke-on-trent, pending the addition of a tattoo shop, McDonalds and massage parlour.

Oh Nailsea, what happened?

Tom - "check out that punk kid coming out of nailsea school"

Dave - "Which one!?"

by iloveburberry May 22, 2005

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nailsea

great town, fantastic place to live.

From the town of Nailsea, Bristol.

Opposite to Clevedon, Bristol, the scummiest town in Britain.

This place is a proper nailsea!

by AcesPie February 24, 2005

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Nailsea

A shithole village in south west England that shares the Bristol postcode but is a cesspool for people who should have died 3 decades ago, and a new generation of inbred universal credit scroungers who think they're posh having coming from an affluent family, but in reality are dumb as shit and will never make above minimum wage.

The shithole village has one Greggs, one wetherspoons and a charity shop for every resident. Everyone is full of themselves and thinks the world revolves around them and their dead unwitty banter.

Friend A: Hey how come you always come to us for nights out, don't you live in Bristol?

Friend B: I live in Nailsea that pretends it's Bristol. The only exciting thing to do here is puncture old people's mobility scooters and watch them skid away.

by FreddyJ127 March 21, 2022