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The most amazing animal in life. It is like a whale and a unicorn had a child and then it drank some awesome (: Narwals are my favorite animal and in my opinion should be given a national day every year (September 25) These animals should be honored by everyone and given more recognition, because apperantly this is the first definition on UD.
Narwals are cooler than your mom.
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The most amazing animal that exists! Its like a unicorn crossed with a whale! There is also a song dedicated to them on YouTube go check it out!
Sadie: What's a Narwal?!
Jake: NARWALS ARE UNICORNS OF THE SEA!?!
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An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.
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A cat of extreme importance , the very highest level of cat that one can achieve, one step above a marionitus cat.
That nutter on 45th Ave is a true Narwallis cat .
Only men can become a Narwallis Cat
When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.
“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”
When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.
Sally can't wait to narwal tommy tonight. Or..... Misty and Elizabeth really enjoy narwalling.