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Neuralink

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it

Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

by Eat cheetos, don't elect them February 14, 2022

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Neuralink

An implantable brain chip that can enable people to use their neural activity to wirelessly operate computers and mobile devices. Neuralink Corp was founded by Elon Musk.

Tim: Yo dude, you hear about how Elon Musk put a chip in a monkey's brain and got it to play Pong telepathically?
John: Yeah dude, Elon is always doing some crazy futuristic shit. This whole Neuralink thing is sci-fi asf

by ClapDemCheekz December 15, 2021

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