newscastering

Having sex under the cover of a blanket while leaving your tops on.

Ruth and I were newscastering on the couch when my mom walked in. She never knew...

Newscaster

A person who repeats stories, statistics, ect. to you that they heard or read and make it seem like they researched it.

Matt gave me all kinds of facts today, then I went home and watched them again on ESPN...He's such as newscaster!

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Newscaster 2.0

A sarcastic term for facebook; used to refer when most people have statuses revolving around the same thing, such as new movies or storms.

Abby: Hey did you hear about the tornado coming this way?
Paige: Yeah, I heard about it on Newscaster 2.0!

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completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet

How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate