no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

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friends friends

when you're too scared to commit to your definition of a perfect girl so instead of friendzoning her you put her in a place between friends and something more so you can have your cake and eat it too

You: so what are we?
Boy you've been seeing for 8 months: oh you know friends friends

You: just friends ?
Boy: no, friends friends

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friend friend

someone whom is not "technically" your boyfriend/girlfriend, but whom seems to fill the traditional roles of such a position. Sort of a boyfriend/girlfriend who is not recieving benefits.

I'm allowed to go out with "Guy B" because "Guy A" is just my friend friend.

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Friend of a friend

A person who is not connected to you by friendship, but is connected to you by being a friend of someone who you are connected in friendship with.

Daniel is not my friend, he is Jack's friend. Jack is my friend, so Daniel is a friend of a friend.

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Friend of a friend

Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.

A friend of a friend told me that Andy got Kate pregnant.

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Friend of a friend

How guys claim to have met their current girl friend when they really mean they met online.

Darryl: "Yo, RayShard, dats one fine biotch you be hanging with lately. Where you meet her."
RayShard: "Oh, you mean Shaneequa? We, um, met through a friend of a friend."
Darryl: " I didn't think you would ever meet anyone with all that time you spend alone on da computer and sheet."
RayShard: "indeed. Indeed. Go figure. Funny,that."

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friend friend

Can be used to describe a Fuck Buddy or someone you are trying to fool into thinking they are your boyfriend/girlfriend.

"My friend friend slept with me last night."

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