obessous

Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.

Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!

Obessed

an obsession that is so severe you can't even spell obsessed correctly

Veda: "Do you like leggos?"
Lozano: "First of all its 'leGos' and yes I am obessed"

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