wande

A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.

See that dude over there? He's such a wande!

wanded

To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.

Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!

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wand

A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.

Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.

Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!

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wand

the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.

Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!

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wand

A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.

This show sucks, toss me the wand.

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Wands

Like cankles, but with Wrists and Hands.

"Woah... look at her big ol' fat hands... they're wands if I've ever seen then!"

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Wand

Among other things, a wand is another name for a lacrosse stick, primarily men's laxin sticks but used by some females.

grab your wand and lets throw braw!

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