OWP

An expression exclaimed when one sees something exciting or familiar and wants others to check out and similarly owp.

eg, "o look it's batty boy's mum"

"owp"

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Old white people. Self-explanatory. Most of middle America.

Talking with OWP about Ferguson is like teaching Latin to your dog. Near impossible, and frustrating for both parties involved.

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OWP

Definition: Old Wrinkley Penis!

Examples: Titch and Shannon love OWP

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Definiton of OWP: Old Wrinkley Penis

Example of OWP: SHANNON stone and TITCH bergkamp

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This is the white person that gets offended when white people are called “Caucasian” because “the only people that are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.” In reality, Caucasian is a word commonly used to describe white people and has taken on a double meaning. Unfortunately it is correct in that sense to call any white person “Caucasian.” A more valid reason to not use the word “Caucasian” is its history with scientific racism. One could say the only people who are white are albinos or that the only people who are albinos are named Albino. Race is a social construct that is itself incorrect; the concept of what is white has changed over time in the United States. Words take on new meanings, and it’s important that we focus less on the Red Herrings and start focusing on what matters.

Kenyan Dude: Europe is filled with shithole countries.
German Dude: How could you say that? That’s my culture. That’s my identity.
Kenyan Dude: Now you know what it feels like for someone call you country of origin a “shithole country.” You get to be Caucasian—
German Dude: The only people who are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.
Kenyan Dude: Not according to the dictionary, you OWP. If there’s no confusion and that’s the only misgiving you have with the word, then I’ll continue to use it in spite of you.

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owp

Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, a sudden moment of realisation or when reacting to a remark
Origin - Hayes, Middlesex and South London regions

In the context of realisation or disappointment:

Teacher: "Dash, your answer is incorrect"
Dash: "Owp!"

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Stands for Old Witch Problems - when women of a more mature age start experiencing odd facial hair growth, disappearing eyebrows, thinning lips, hands resembling old leather and the need to wee every 10 minutes.

Mandy (whilst checking reflection in a mirror in bright daylight): OMG girls can you see my moustache and have I got a beard? Who do I resemble most Hitler or Saddam Hussein?
Livy: Hitler
Mandy: what about my beard?
Isa: Oh mum if I were you I'd worry more about your non-existent lips haha
Mandy: thanks girls you're both gonna have OWPs one day!

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