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The result of causing someone to pink sock
If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.
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When one's significant other is pregnant and the unborn child has the face/spirit of George Washington Carver. When one copulates with the partner, the unborn George Washington Carver fellates one's penis while engaged in the vaginal canal, thereby imparting "peanut dick."
"Carol's pregnant with George Washinton Carver's spirit and he totally gave me peanut dick last night when I was fucking her."
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When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.
Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.
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On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
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When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
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someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”
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A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”