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What fancy people call water.
Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
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Italian mineral water similar to but of higher quality than Perrier.
That San Pellegrino is delicious!
He's literally everything you could ever want in a guy. He's a handsome gentleman with just a slight hint of mischief in his kind soul. And no matter where you see him or who he's playing, you're guaranteed to love him. If not, you're either not a woman or just someone who's not attracted to men. I'm sorry but men better than Mark Pellegrino just don't exist. Oh, and ladies, if you ever think you'll be his Superman and save him from the horrors of his life, just remember that God threw some kryptonite in the bowl while creating him. And guys, don't hate your girls for living him. They can't help it. He was designed to be loved.
Girl #1: Okay, if you could marry any celeb, who?
Girl #2: Mark Pellegrino duh. Who wouldn't choose him? He's literally kryptonite. *swoons at the thought of being with him*
A Pellegrino War is when there are two teams, and one of the teams having the last name of Pellegrino (The Kings of Drinking and chugging). Each team has a keg of beer. The objective is to beat the Pellegrinos in a beer chug. Vomiting is allowed.
Tonight is the night I have a pellegrino war!
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The pellegrino pass is a pass invented by pellegrino and coined by his coach. The Pellegrino is a very distinctive pass, as it is shown by passing a ball in the middle of nowhere to the other/opposing team without looking
The term is not limited to a direct adjective of pass but rather can be used as a proper noun or an indirect adjective
Proper noun - "That pass looked exactly like The Pellegrino!"
Adjective forms - "That was a pellegrino pass"
"That pass was a pellegrino"
Adverb: "Stop your pellegrino passing"
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water
invented by Internet phenom Kassem G.
When I want to sound fancy I say I'm drinking flat pellegrino
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A sexually transmitted disease originating from the sluts in the greater Dirty-Reno Nevada area. Due to the extremely high daily volume of sexual intercourse with Dirty-Reno sluts this disease has been quickly spread around the world.
Symptoms are: thick and painful (sometimes burning) anal leakage, erectile dysfunction, painful urination, abdominal cramping, skin irritation to the genitalia and anal areas including but not limited to open soars, rashes, redness, and swelling. Other symptoms are dizziness and soar throat.
If you believe you have contracted SP see a physician immediately. Thus far there have not been any major advances in finding a cure for SP.
Next time wear a rubber jackass!
When Tony had sex with Joelle the was no surprise when his tiny dick contracted San Pellegrino. Now he has been burning in his nether regions and leaking out the ass for 3 years.
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