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PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist
person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont
A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.
Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.
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A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.
Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.
In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
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A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day
A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.
"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"
Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"
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